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A very special holiday song from us to you this season.
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This holiday, I'm in the trenches
But we're both in misery
All your gifts are up on Ebay
and all my stuff is in the street
This is the hardest time of year to spend alone
I'm doing just fine, don't throw me down
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
Celebrate, your trouble's safely miles away
I'll be out of sight, out of mind
We'll tithe our wages to the liquor aisle
And sing carols of bad intentions
Another year, wasted with nothing left
But photographs and bitter lessons
God bless us, everyone, but you
And that shithead you've found
This year I'll tell myself to
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
Celebrate, your trouble's moving out of state
I want him here with a big ribbon on his head
I'll look him straight in the eye and tell him
What a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing
Low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating
Inbred, overstuffed, ignorant
Blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless
Dickless, hopeless, heartless, fatass
Bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped
Worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is,
Halleluja!
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
Celebrate, your trouble's safely miles away
I'll be out of sight
I'll be out of mind
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